College Humor Jokes

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Are you interested in learning about college humor jokes? Often in college, there are many jokes and pranks that are common, especially to residential colleges. Keep reading for some popular college humor jokes and pranks that you can look out for to keep them safe!

College Humor Jokes

There are many types of college humor jokes in different areas of interest. Common areas of college humor include:

  • Party jokes
  • Football and sports jokes
  • Studying jokes
  • Jokes about majors
  • Jokes about tests
  • Jokes about the college life

Party Jokes

A lot of common college party jokes play on the idea that college is mostly for partying. An example is the joke, "I went to college and all I got was a hangover." Other common jokes involve party drinking activities, such as getting a bump on the head during a keg stand or hurting one's self during a beer pong game. The jokes are normally meant to make fun of those who spend all their time at parties and not enough time in the classroom. An example of a list joke includes the popular 52 reasons to party list.

Football and Sports Jokes

Jokes about college sports and jocks are another common type of joke. Many make fun of jocks as being "stupid" or not interested in the academic portion of college. A common joke that can be found here involves a college football coach requesting more money because he has to deal with stupid players.

Studying Jokes

Many common studying jokes pun on the idea of students so involved in their studies that they forget everything else. Other common jokes include 10 reasons why sex is better than studying.

Major Jokes

As there are a large amount of majors at most colleges, there are jokes catered to each major. There are many jokes that make fun of the idea that liberal arts majors are easy (there are especially a large amount of jokes ridiculing how simple a philosophy major is because they just sit under trees). There are also a lot of jokes dedicated to people in those majors. For example, there are sites that make jokes that only a chemistry major would understand the humor of because they are very technical.

Test Jokes

There are a lot of common jokes that involve college testing. Two common jokes are as follows:

  • A professor has a classroom filled with students about to take a philosophy final. The only question on the test is "Why?" All of the students begin to feverishly write. One student, however, writes, "Why not?" and leaves. He gets an A.
  • A joke that can be found in full at Basic Jokes involves four college students who missed their final exam because they were partying and made up the excuse that they had a flat tire. The teacher accepts this excuse and allows them to retake the exam--all in separate rooms. The first question on the test is easy. The second question (worth 95 points) asks the students, "Which tire?"

College Life Jokes

Some of the most popular jokes involve college life. There are many stereotypes that college students are both poor and crafty. Popular list-type jokes include:

Practical Jokes

Another common element of college humor is practical jokes. College residential life especially is known for students playing pranks and tricks upon one another. In fact, the popular site Collegehumor.com is known for its users uploaded photos of said pranks. Some popular safe college pranks include:

  • Covering another student's doorway up entirely. Many people use tape and toilet paper. Another common trick of this sort involves cups taped together and stacked. Some people choose to fill the cups but there is the potential for danger when doing that. More advanced pranksters tape each side of the doorway shut and put something messy (such as confetti or balloons) in between the layers.
  • You can also fill a dorm room completely with balloons.
  • An easy prank can be as simple as knocking on all the college dorm room doors at a late-night hour.

Whether you prefer jokes or pranks, a good laugh can help alleviate some of the stress of campus life.

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